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Post by william dane baxter on Jul 15, 2012 1:48:36 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •We were DRUNK, Beth.
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Post by beth on Jul 15, 2012 1:49:43 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •>> I WAS JUST WONDERING. God D:
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Post by william dane baxter on Jul 15, 2012 1:51:57 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •From what we've put together since, we think it went like this: We sat down and ate pancakes and I was obsessed with bacon for some reason. This weird guy showed up and asked us questions and somehow thought that Drake and I were in love when we were just talking about being best friends. He babbled some vows that we agreed to even though we didn't understand them and we signed something.
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Post by beth on Jul 15, 2012 1:52:41 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •This sounds like something that would happen to you. Continue.
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Post by william dane baxter on Jul 15, 2012 1:55:00 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •The next morning, we woke up with nasty hangovers and the waitress, and we were all in the same bed. Somehow Drake remembered through his hangover what happened and we immediately went and got it annulled and shut up and the end DON'T SAY A WORD.
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Post by beth on Jul 15, 2012 1:56:50 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •OMG DID YOU GUYS CONSUMMATE YOUR MARRIAGE?!
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Post by william dane baxter on Jul 15, 2012 2:00:01 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •GOOD GOD NO. We had the waitress there and we all passed out before anything happened.
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Post by beth on Jul 15, 2012 2:01:07 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •Oh good. I don't think you have anything to be embarrassed about. It obv wasn't your fault.
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Post by william dane baxter on Jul 15, 2012 2:01:44 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •No but it happened. Technically I don't think it was even legal.
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Post by beth on Jul 15, 2012 2:02:47 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •You'd be surprised at who is legally allowed to marry people.
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Post by william dane baxter on Jul 15, 2012 2:04:44 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •So not my point.
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Post by beth on Jul 15, 2012 2:31:41 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •..>> I mean, OF COURSE it wasn't legal and records should not exist because it never happened :D
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Post by william dane baxter on Jul 15, 2012 2:32:16 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •Exactly!
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Post by beth on Jul 15, 2012 2:32:42 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •Hmmm. I wonder if I could remove it.
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Post by william dane baxter on Jul 15, 2012 2:33:10 GMT -5
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• • • • • • • • • • • • •YOU SO SHOULD.
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