Post by rufino león araya on Jun 27, 2012 22:30:51 GMT -5
Where's your boyfriend?
Currently out shopping. Butter and milk aren’t going to just buy themselves, bitches!
Last place you hugged someone?
I surprise-hugged Avery yesterday. She doesn’t do hugs… so I have to yell “SURPRISE!” and hug her real fast.
Do you know anyone named Matt?
See above “boyfriend.”
What color is your hair?
Black/Brown/some combination of beautifulness.
When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
BITCH, I ATE MY TWIN IN THE WOMB.
Is your hair curly or straight?
Curly-straight hotness.
Who was the last person you cried on?
I am so, so sorry, Juliette.
Who did you last go out to eat with?
Does attempting to turn on the stove with Caden count? No? Does a liquid-alcohol meal with Avery count? No? Then, I don’t remember.
How long have you known the last person you kissed?
I kiss all of my friends. Cheeks are meant for kissing!
Is the sun shining?
It’s dark. Meaning it’s drinking hour.
Are you happy with life right now?
I don’t think I could be a happy person if I was doing yoga in a hot spring while high on ecstasy.
Are you currently jealous?
Remember, a jealous woman does better investigation than the FBI!
What jewelry are you currently wearing?
I DON’T NEED JEWELRY TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
Do you find piercings attractive in the opposite sex?
YOU JUST ASKED ME ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND. GOD. AM I STRAIGHT OR NOT!? MAKE UP YOUR MIND, ONLINE QUIZZY THING.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
As long as I could keep smoking multiple cigarettes, sure!
What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
Breaking my ankle in four places.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
What do I look like? The oracle of all things knowable and unknowable?
Do you drink tea?
I take my men like I take my tea: I drink coffee.
Have you ever wanted something you couldn't have?
Like Windsor Castle, a vintage Aston-Martin, and Vancouver? Yes.
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
My father, actually.
What was on your mind mostly today?
Alcohol.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
I slept on Avery’s floor. Like the family dog I am.
what do you currently hear right now?
I’m listening to O’Reiley the talkshow host… his voice… it’s so boring. It’s like listening to elevator music.
do you know anyone that smokes weed?
What a lame drug.
have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a K?
Probably. Memory foggy. Please ask later.
what was for dinner last night?
Alcohol.
how has this week been?
Good! Thank you for asking. Tomorrow, when it gets really hot, I get to commence my favourite summertime activity: bitching about the weather!!
does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
Avery? Yea. I love her slumber parties.
are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Well, I don’t own a boat…. So. It’s really hard to drift on your feet. Trust me. I’ve tried. It’s more of a mincing motion on land.
have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a M?
The “Matt” we mentioned above. No. I’m kidding. Really. I’m straight. I promise.
what are you doing tonight?
Why is one of the questions “what am I doing”? If I’m doing this survey, doesn’t said survey very well know what I’m doing? It’s not like I’m sitting around skydiving and filling out this forum.
can you fill this out without lying?
Does “dry humour” count as lying?
is anything bothering you right now?
Alcohol.
are you taller than 5'5?
By a lot.
do you have a best friend that knows every thing about you?
If you added all of my friends together, combined they would know everything there is to know about me. Except that I’m a serial killer. You don’t have to think of yourself as a sociopath if you don’t think of them as people!
do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
My one true love is food… And sometimes, you get a really weird looking food and it’s really hard to trust it. :/
have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
No. My hands are VERY sensitive.
pick one state in the us that you would like to live in?
Is Canada a state?
what are you wearing on your feet?
Nothing! NUDE FEET!
is your bedroom window open?
Yes, yes it is. I like to hear the sound of “ghetto.”
do you remember the person you last kissed?
I don’t kiss and tell! (it was Avery—on the cheek of course, GEEZ!).
do you remember the last person you said i love you to?
I tell myself I love you every morning in the mirror. You know, before giving myself a badass pep-talk and after I admire myself for a while.
have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
All the time. I’m a floozy.
do you secretly like someone right now?
Trust me, I know a thing or two about liking someone. In time, after much chocolate and cream cake, “like” turns in to “WTF was their name again?”
are you too scared to admit who?
No, no. The whole world knows I’m going to drug Avery and marry her illegitimately in Mexico.
who was your last text from?
Juliette
what are you most afraid of?
Not having alcohol.
what are you looking forward to?
Alcohol.
what annoys you the most?
No alcohol
who was the last person you had a heart-to-heart with?
Juliette. I think she might have to get therapy at my expense though. Rafi cried on you? Hello, therapy.
is it easy for you to trust someone?
I have trust issues… One too many times I’ve been fooled by a raisin cookie that looks like a chocolate chip cookie.
Currently out shopping. Butter and milk aren’t going to just buy themselves, bitches!
Last place you hugged someone?
I surprise-hugged Avery yesterday. She doesn’t do hugs… so I have to yell “SURPRISE!” and hug her real fast.
Do you know anyone named Matt?
See above “boyfriend.”
What color is your hair?
Black/Brown/some combination of beautifulness.
When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
BITCH, I ATE MY TWIN IN THE WOMB.
Is your hair curly or straight?
Curly-straight hotness.
Who was the last person you cried on?
I am so, so sorry, Juliette.
Who did you last go out to eat with?
Does attempting to turn on the stove with Caden count? No? Does a liquid-alcohol meal with Avery count? No? Then, I don’t remember.
How long have you known the last person you kissed?
I kiss all of my friends. Cheeks are meant for kissing!
Is the sun shining?
It’s dark. Meaning it’s drinking hour.
Are you happy with life right now?
I don’t think I could be a happy person if I was doing yoga in a hot spring while high on ecstasy.
Are you currently jealous?
Remember, a jealous woman does better investigation than the FBI!
What jewelry are you currently wearing?
I DON’T NEED JEWELRY TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
Do you find piercings attractive in the opposite sex?
YOU JUST ASKED ME ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND. GOD. AM I STRAIGHT OR NOT!? MAKE UP YOUR MIND, ONLINE QUIZZY THING.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
As long as I could keep smoking multiple cigarettes, sure!
What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
Breaking my ankle in four places.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
What do I look like? The oracle of all things knowable and unknowable?
Do you drink tea?
I take my men like I take my tea: I drink coffee.
Have you ever wanted something you couldn't have?
Like Windsor Castle, a vintage Aston-Martin, and Vancouver? Yes.
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
My father, actually.
What was on your mind mostly today?
Alcohol.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
I slept on Avery’s floor. Like the family dog I am.
what do you currently hear right now?
I’m listening to O’Reiley the talkshow host… his voice… it’s so boring. It’s like listening to elevator music.
do you know anyone that smokes weed?
What a lame drug.
have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a K?
Probably. Memory foggy. Please ask later.
what was for dinner last night?
Alcohol.
how has this week been?
Good! Thank you for asking. Tomorrow, when it gets really hot, I get to commence my favourite summertime activity: bitching about the weather!!
does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
Avery? Yea. I love her slumber parties.
are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Well, I don’t own a boat…. So. It’s really hard to drift on your feet. Trust me. I’ve tried. It’s more of a mincing motion on land.
have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a M?
The “Matt” we mentioned above. No. I’m kidding. Really. I’m straight. I promise.
what are you doing tonight?
Why is one of the questions “what am I doing”? If I’m doing this survey, doesn’t said survey very well know what I’m doing? It’s not like I’m sitting around skydiving and filling out this forum.
can you fill this out without lying?
Does “dry humour” count as lying?
is anything bothering you right now?
Alcohol.
are you taller than 5'5?
By a lot.
do you have a best friend that knows every thing about you?
If you added all of my friends together, combined they would know everything there is to know about me. Except that I’m a serial killer. You don’t have to think of yourself as a sociopath if you don’t think of them as people!
do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
My one true love is food… And sometimes, you get a really weird looking food and it’s really hard to trust it. :/
have you held hands with anybody in the past week?
No. My hands are VERY sensitive.
pick one state in the us that you would like to live in?
Is Canada a state?
what are you wearing on your feet?
Nothing! NUDE FEET!
is your bedroom window open?
Yes, yes it is. I like to hear the sound of “ghetto.”
do you remember the person you last kissed?
I don’t kiss and tell! (it was Avery—on the cheek of course, GEEZ!).
do you remember the last person you said i love you to?
I tell myself I love you every morning in the mirror. You know, before giving myself a badass pep-talk and after I admire myself for a while.
have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
All the time. I’m a floozy.
do you secretly like someone right now?
Trust me, I know a thing or two about liking someone. In time, after much chocolate and cream cake, “like” turns in to “WTF was their name again?”
are you too scared to admit who?
No, no. The whole world knows I’m going to drug Avery and marry her illegitimately in Mexico.
who was your last text from?
Juliette
what are you most afraid of?
Not having alcohol.
what are you looking forward to?
Alcohol.
what annoys you the most?
No alcohol
who was the last person you had a heart-to-heart with?
Juliette. I think she might have to get therapy at my expense though. Rafi cried on you? Hello, therapy.
is it easy for you to trust someone?
I have trust issues… One too many times I’ve been fooled by a raisin cookie that looks like a chocolate chip cookie.
